Hubby Needs Directions
==>> Tarzan Yell! in Jane’s ear <<==
That commercial is so My Life. Well I guess it’s true for a few other wives, or they would never have created the ad.
For 40 years hubby steered a 20-ton Peterbilt Semi down the highway, from dirt roads in the old days to super highways during later years.
So why on earth would he ever need directions? I mean, this man could memorize an Atlas World Map in about 5 minutes– So why would he ever get lost?
Believe me, he would. And when he did he absolutely would never stop and ask someone where a particular road might be. Oh he might, after we were 100 miles and ten counties away.
The more I asked him to whip into the next Texaco so I could ask directions, the heavier his foot got on the gas pedal. Whooooooooosh! We blew right by………….
==>> Sort of like Tarzan and the Chimp <<==
I have no idea. It’s always been a puzzle to me. Plus, after he IS lost, he would never stop for directions. 400 miles and 35 truck stops later…still lost!
==> I’m thinking…”uh huh, I didn’t think you would.” <==
All I can say is buy a Garmin! for his birthday, or Christmas, or Halloween but
don’t let him know ahead of time whatever you do! Real men need Garmin, but put it to him gently. Be Sweet 🙂